A quick rant.
Hear nuh, i wish certain news agencies bring us some “good” , “useful” or “remotely interesting” news please. I don’t need to hear about people getting shot and killed all the time every frikkin day…
Quite frankly, a front page murder story is a medal of honour to a hitman.
Do a survey. conduct an empirical study about “internet usage in rural communities” or the “poor eating habits of caribbean men” or the “movement of rastafarai from jamaica to trinidad” or “the origins of the pot hound”… fuckin think please. thats the difference between a journalist and an ambulance-chasing-lazy-shitbag sensationalist.
“Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken” -
Tyler Durdon, Fight Club
however, doing this may serve as a sufficient carnival costume.
Anyhow, save the street stories for the musicians and lyricists right? They tell it much better anyway.