You call that journalism?

A quick rant.

Hear nuh, i wish certain news agencies bring us some “good” , “useful” or “remotely interesting” news please.  I don’t need to hear about people getting shot and killed all the time every frikkin day…

Quite frankly, a front page murder story is a medal of honour to a hitman.

Do a survey. conduct an empirical study about “internet usage in rural communities” or the “poor eating habits of caribbean men” or the “movement of rastafarai from jamaica to trinidad” or “the origins of the pot hound”… fuckin think please. thats the difference between a journalist and an ambulance-chasing-lazy-shitbag sensationalist.

“Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken” -

Tyler Durdon, Fight Club

however, doing this may serve as a sufficient carnival costume.

Anyhow, save the street stories for the musicians and lyricists right? They tell it much better anyway.

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The law of life…

Have you guys seen the episode of  The Simpsons where they went to Machu Picchu? It was absolutely hilarious..and of important moral note to the mothers of the world…

As cute as your infant sons are, you HAVE to let them  go out and get some scars.

No creature jungle ever made a police report…or told the principal… or took a time out. You fight for your right to live…or die for it…or get killed for your lack of a fight OR even just a basic survival instinct.

“But we’re not animals in the jungle…we’re upright walking human beings!”  To ever raise your child to think we live in a civil and humane  society is deception of the highest order, way worse than the easter bunny and santa ever were. ( Satan is an anagram for santa…crazy, right?) The difference between humans and animals is that animals don’t lie and cheat….traits that apparently also distinguish childhood from adulthood.

They’ve tried to replace survival instincts with paperwork and insurance forms and so on..it doesnt work like that

when it comes down to it, every human being should know how to knuckle up. and if you get your ass whooped, at least you’ve gone down with a fight. If people were raised with a better sense of “argument” (ie the ability to make a point and discuss a point of view) and the ability to defend themselves, both physically and verbally, then we wouldnt have so many people getting shot every day…  hand to hand combat is a great means of conflict resolution.

“Laws cause crime and violence…”

“…the only law is the law of Life” – Nesta Robert Marley

Even as the most ardent and analytical fan of his music and message, I questioned the validity of this statement for many years…Until now.

I’m not done with this topic by a long shot, but my survival instincts are currently telling me to go eat lunch..and that, i will do.

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